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How I became a nazi loli army commander

How I became a nazi loli army commander

by hababababababa

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Anya dreamed about being in army for all her life. Now that she is ten she can finally make her dream come true, but it's not going to be as easy as she thought, because her country is on the brink of war.This was writen for humoristic purposed only!Disclaimer: This is Not a girls und panzer fanfiction, but my original fiction with my original characters. I just can't draw so I edited this poster.Warning: This story contains violence, dark humor and loli. Proceed with caution...Please tell me an…

72 hours fighting the ancient gods for the bride

72 hours fighting the ancient gods for the bride

by scholarism

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"When your bride candidate is a godkiller, a cyberghost, and the paradox of time itself, the countdown to the wedding becomes the death knell for humanity."Archaeologist Alex Carter never imagined that a mysterious crystal he dug up in Turkey would be a betrothal gift from an ancient god. With the 72-hour countdown burned into his retina, three "brides" from parallel worlds force their way into his life:Lilith, the memory witch of Eternal Night City, the red-headed death who weaves traps with th…